Seventeen Tweets Only Twitter Users Will Understand

"Half of my Twitter is depressed and the other half wants to raid Area 51" and other tweets that will make twitter users laugh really hard.  


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    Text - Andrew Shvarts @Shvartacus Twitter is wild because the dumbest people are like "Mayhaps you have slandered me with that ad hominem" and the smartest people are like "my dog is a chonky boi" 10:37 pm 16 Feb 2019 Twitter for iPhone 163.8K Likes 34.2K Retweets
    via twitter
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    via ben bel
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    Text - Pankee ma pa mi na @PankeeRoy Who else went through these Stages of Twitter? I can't be the only one please 1. created an account 2. didn't understand 3. abandoned it for months 4. came back 5. now you're addicted 6: night mode activated 10:58 pm 13 Oct 2019 Twitter for Android 1.7K Retweets 5.8K Likes
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    via hoemoticon
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    Text - @kaylasheagg opens instagram* yep, everyone's life is still better than mine *closes instagram* opens twitter* ah yes. my fellow trash bretheren 8:20 pm 1 Oct 2019 Twitter for iPhone 484K Likes 97.7K Retweets
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    Text - James @CaucasianJames i got the lowest ACT score out of all my friends in high school and guess who ended up with the most twitter followers. me 11:09 pm 25 Sep 2019 Twitter for iPhone 5.4K Retweets 127.5K Likes
    via twitter
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    via loafpaw
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    Text - Addict @dhabonajob My Facebook and Instagram presence after I joined twitter. Agent_dhave Snr T @austinedrumz 1 Oct Bomboclaat.
    via twitter
  • 09
    via NumbersMuncher
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    Text - Alain Fairtex @AlainAdk Is twitter supposed to score goals for Mexico or? natalie @ferventnatalie 15 Jun 2018 My dad said he'll stop drinking if Mexico beats Germany. Twitter do your thing 4:45 am 15 Jun 2018 Twitter for iPhone 208.6K Likes 58.6K Retweets
    via twitter
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    via /evilbart24
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    via aboukie
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    Text - ned is a dumb name @lilbynxh straight friend asked me if gay twitter was a separate app 9:44 pm 10 Oct 2019 Twitter for iPhone 121.2K Likes 11K Retweets
    via twitter
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    Text - larri @larrayxo half of my twitter is depressed and the other half wants to raid Area 51 12:45 am 15 Jul 2019 Twitter for iPhone 192.3K Likes 53.3K Retweets
    via twitter
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    Text - qilah @qilahrzli For me, Twitter is the best place to go when someone start to ignore me. 5:00 pm 21 Oct 2019 Twitter for iPhone 6.3K Retweets 8K Likes
    via twitter
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    Text - VAnlHIn' MADISON @madd_madam (°A° )/ Twitter be like: i want fruit gummy C o 1 i want fuit gummy 17.9k |15k 3:50 am 20 Oct 2019 Twitter for iPhone 92.7K Likes 13.2K Retweets
    via twitter
  • 17
    Text - BabyDoll Blue @Faungirl123 I don't have to make sense, this is twitter. 12:47 am 17 Oct 2019 Twitter for Android 375 Likes 151 Retweets
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